Im Not Saying...

...that blonds with big glasses is a bad look. Well actually I am. It's hot girl weather outside today and all I'm seeing outside the shop is girls who look like they're fresh off of sorority row. Oh sure a ruffle skirt and polo shirt combo here and there don't hurt anyone and I'm fully prepared to eat my words if some banging girl comes into the shop rocking such clothing well but Carytown on the weekends might as well just be called West End/ Southside lite which means that popular clothing styles and the offenders will go together as well as crying and masturbation (those go together you jackasses). Of course there are exceptions to the rule and I'll take what I can get, but I'm tired of looking at Nikes and I am tired of expensive bleach and highlight jobs and big glasses. I would even be fine if the cop glasses came back into style, it would be a welcome enough change from glasses as big as your face. It was a nice oddity when you'd see one in ten girls wearing them, but now of course like most things its completely blown out. Now excuse my rant, I'm going to ride my fixed gear to the store for a 12'er of Tecate.

Sorry I couldn't get an adequate picture to illustrate my claim. Two reasons for this:

1. I don't care enough to go outside and try.
2. An image of its kind would reach critical mass and once captured on my digital memory card it would cause a chain reaction, not unlike "Little Boy" or "Fat Man" that would destroy Carytown if not all of Richmond.

Good Day.

Arse Any, YO

Beat This!

(pussy wit a bat)



the rest of the documentary can be found here

Happy Birthday!!!

One year older, one year wiser.

dis shit da bomb, yo

glumbert.com - Nuclear Montage

Henry's Store Opening

Friday night we attended the grand opening celebration of Henry's, a new boutique/gallery here in Richmond, VA. It was a good night with lots of friends and family in attendance. Henry's carries goods from brands including Mishka, No Mas, Triumvir, Adidas, King Stampede, Rocksmith, aNYthing,and WESC, amongst others. Oh and I forgot to mention, they carry CIVILIZE too!!! If you're in the area, stop by and say hello to the owners Billy and Rudy, they're nice guys. Then cop CVL products while you're at it.
Congratulations fellers! A TOAST!

Henry's
212 West Broad St.
Richmond, VA 23220
804.344.5315

Mr. Pierre took some photos of the event:


Scott and Drew Hate Sex!


Sticky Rice provided sushi for the guests


Steve, Drew, and Liza are Friends


The future of advertising: Ryan Lee and Micah


Better Beat Bureau's JD and Wifey


Bastard Bagger Mike


Tough Guy Sawyer


Megan and Mr. Rudeboi Lopez


Hospitality's James


The Usually Suspect. Who invited them?


Dj Eyecue


Hospitality's Drew


Brandon, Eyecue, Mark, and A Man Called X


Colin and friend


Bobby and Lisa

More Photos of the event by Fill and Justin here

Oh and I took some photos myself that I'll post as soon as I get them developed. That is if they're not overexposed. My dear friend Liza fumbled my camera.

The Machine

Remember kids it's not all fun and games out there in Blogland. Its hard trying to come up with something clever to say all the time and sometimes you just want to re-post things that you've seen somewhere else that maybe everyone hasn't seen yet. Today is one of those days, I would like to present one of the best youtube videos I have ever seen. Apparently it's from a Japanese television show. I came across this testament to the human mind on Hiroshi Fujiwara's blog this morning. Wait till you have the time to watch the whole thing, it's amazing.

HAPPY BELATED EASTER FROM CIVILIZE!

Went home to Virginia Beach this weekend for easter and my sister and my nephew were making easter cookies. Naturally, I joined in.

Sure I Stole It...

Danzig waxes poetic on literature. Man I'm so clever it hurts. Kids you now have your summer reading list, I want a 10 page paper detailing what you've learned and how it can be applied to everyday situations to make the world a better place. Due July seventh 2007.