Cranking Dat Souljah Boy

Move over SARS. Show's over AIDS. Your time's up. There's a new kid in town and his name is "Cranking Dat Souljah Boy*." A song and dance made popular by the Bape toting dirty south rapper known as, you guessed it, Souljah Boy. Symptoms of CDSB include, but are not limited to involuntary snapping, cranking up in dat hoe, supermanning dat hoe, supersoaking dat hoe, leaning, rocking, jockin off dem haterz, crankin dat robocop, and cocking on dem bitches. The epidemic seems to be sweeping the nation and infecting everyone from iced-out thugs to middle class adolescent white girls. Even Spongebob and Pooh couldn't escape the wrath. Who knows, you might be next.

*If you've 'been known' about this, I apologize. I'm usually late when it comes to this kind of thing anyway.